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Well I barely took any other photos @ #mmryeforever bc once these two got to their vows I (and I think everyone!) was riveted and didn’t want to miss a word. Rye’s were about love as catharsis, the thing that makes you into the person you are; Timm’s were about love as a sort of salvation, a thing that can put you back together again (perhaps esp. for queer folks). At risk of sounding reductive: aren’t those things all anybody wants? I think that’s why there wasn’t a dry eye in the place. Timm is one of my two closest friends on earth—a part of my insides as stupid Carrie Bradshaw once put it—and over the years he and Ryan have given me innumerable laughs and good times, offered me their home and their helping hands over and over again, and I know this sounds like cheesy boilerplate, but I mean it when I say that their friendship has been a blessing and a privilege, and I feel lucky as hell to have been there to witness their big moment last night. Mockery and gallows humor is more my aesthetic, but sometimes life shows you elementally human stuff you gotta get sincere abt. I don’t make the rules🤷‍♂️Congrats Rye and Timm. And as your party bus said, it’s about damn time!💜 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #wedding #gaywedding #gayweddings #weddingday #santamaria #centralcoast #presquilewinery #gaymarriage #lgbtq #gayguys #gaystagram #gaysofinstagram #loveislove #california #winery #winecountry #gaymen #instagay

Dress clothes make my body look like mismatched junkyard scraps stitched together in a doll hospital is how I will be RSVP’ing to all weddings going forward here is a boomerang of some hippie shit hanging from the famous ceiling in Macy’s #junkyardscrapgaysofinstagram - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - #shopping #macys #macysflowershow #marshallfields #chicago #tiffany #ceiling #mosaic #flowers #boomerang #gay #gaystagram #gaysofinstagram #gayguys #weddingseason #departmentstore #butterflies #spring #saturday #gaywedding #macysstatestreet #chicagoarchitecture #architecture #comedy #humor #funny #lol #killme #fml

Hey it’s me your gay cousin from 2005 who has a crush on Kyan Douglas & can’t believe Kerry lost. Likes: The OC, Friendster quizzes. Dislikes: Terrorism, George W. Bush Funny what you find when you clean out your drawers. Feels like another life. #tbt - - - - - #weho #westhollywood #gay #gayguys #gaystagram #gaysofinstagram #babygay #la #lastory #losangeles #california #throwback #throwbackthursday #2000s #2000sfashion #2005 #bushdid911 #TheOC #queereye #flashback #flashbackfriday #early2000s #bitd #backintheday

🚨🚨🚨VERY CONCERNED ABT THIS TEXT MY NEPHEW JUST SENT ME IS THIS NORMAL FOR A 1-YR OLD PLS ADVISE THANK YOU🚨🚨🚨 - - - - - #baby #babyboy #babiesofinstagram #nephew #nephewlove #guncle #guncles #gunclesofinstagram #gayguys #gaystagram #gaysofinstagram #babyjames #1stbirthday #year1 #death #blood #murder #zombiebaby #comedy #humor #lol #lolz #lgbtq #oneyearold #1yearold

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