It’s a drab Friday in March, the precise sort of damp, gray bullshit characteristic of the intermission between Midwestern winter… Read more My Nephew, Myself
Listen, I have spent my entire life worshipping the Oscars but this year I just don’t care. At all. I… Read more I Will Be the Arbiter of the #Oscars Thank You
Thank you for coming! I do not know how to make a website so this is a work in progress!… Read more Oh Hello!
Much like how Halloween is mostly for children and hot people, Christmas is mostly for children and people in love.… Read more In Praise of the Solo Christmas
It is November 8 about 11:00pm and I am having a panic attack. My roommate had come home from the… Read more It Only Took a Year
A Survival Guide for Trump’s America Hoo boy, this shit’s crazy, word?! You know in When Harry Met Sally where Harry’s all… Read more Everyone Is Failing at #Resist Except Me, and You Can Too!
A Parable for Our Times Even if you’d used the Weird Science computer to design a bespoke outcast you couldn’t have created… Read more Fool, You Go High
My first time at a Pride parade was inadvertent. I was 25 and had been out to only my closest friends… Read more Pride and the Importance of Showing Up
I am angry. Yesterday I was sad. Today, I am angry. I know that’s facile and cliche and maybe even… Read more Fuck Your Prayers for Orlando
The last time my mother and I spoke was Mother’s Day 2012. I was on the 3rd Avenue bus to… Read more The Truth About My Mother