When I moved to New York at 28 I’d been out of the closet for four entire years, but hadn’t… Read more For Larry Kramer, Who Taught Me Queer Rage
Foods I Emotionally Ate on Mother’s Day, Reviewed
Mother’s Day is a nightmare so I ate a lot of things and I’d like to evaluate them on a 5-star scale
On California Wildfires
When I lived in Los Angeles, I was not well. Traumatized, but didn’t know it, mentally ill, but didn’t know… Read more On California Wildfires
Thanks, Mr. Bourdain
I am killing time, walking through the international terminal, when it hits. I go to a window, watch the jets take… Read more Thanks, Mr. Bourdain
Last Night’s #RHONY Has Me Dead of Secondhand Embarrassment & I Am Now a Corpse In a Grave: A Recap
Oy. Well, I had a good run (lol no I didn’t my entire life has been a nightmare but… Read more Last Night’s #RHONY Has Me Dead of Secondhand Embarrassment & I Am Now a Corpse In a Grave: A Recap
My Nephew, Myself
It’s a drab Friday in March, the precise sort of damp, gray bullshit characteristic of the intermission between Midwestern winter… Read more My Nephew, Myself
I Will Be the Arbiter of the #Oscars Thank You
Listen, I have spent my entire life worshipping the Oscars but this year I just don’t care. At all. I… Read more I Will Be the Arbiter of the #Oscars Thank You
Oh Hello!
Thank you for coming! I do not know how to make a website so this is a work in progress!… Read more Oh Hello!
In Praise of the Solo Christmas
Much like how Halloween is mostly for children and hot people, Christmas is mostly for children and people in love.… Read more In Praise of the Solo Christmas
It Only Took a Year
It is November 8 about 11:00pm and I am having a panic attack. My roommate had come home from the… Read more It Only Took a Year
Your Gay Uncle John 