Mother’s Day is a nightmare so I ate a lot of things and I’d like to evaluate them on a 5-star scale
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It’s a drab Friday in March, the precise sort of damp, gray bullshit characteristic of the intermission between Midwestern winter… Read more My Nephew, Myself
Listen, I have spent my entire life worshipping the Oscars but this year I just don’t care. At all. I… Read more I Will Be the Arbiter of the #Oscars Thank You
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A Survival Guide for Trump’s America Hoo boy, this shit’s crazy, word?! You know in When Harry Met Sally where Harry’s all… Read more Everyone Is Failing at #Resist Except Me, and You Can Too!