Mother’s Day is a nightmare so I ate a lot of things and I’d like to evaluate them on a 5-star scale
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A Survival Guide for Trump’s America Hoo boy, this shit’s crazy, word?! You know in When Harry Met Sally where Harry’s all… Read more Everyone Is Failing at #Resist Except Me, and You Can Too!